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4:46 PM 14-September-2025 
OnionKet 9: Post-Event Report....uhhhh... Vision.
Well, that sure was a blast. First time on Onionket, and I was on liquid potato courage for the entire duration of the livestream. And the effort was worth it - we made it to the goal! The forkheads crew and I put our works on a real onion page and it was seen by at least a hundred of people over the duration of the event!
First thing we put on there was a collaboration mural of Cirnos done by people from the Forkheads community. Gotta have our 9s for the 9th comiket hawhawhaw. Next up were some of our latest games from itch.io since I've figured out how to make clean executable games. Next up was a kickass doujin created by Forkheads member Chaos00. Finally, some game mods for CataclsymDDA that was a liiiiittle too crazy to be added into their main game. What a score, huh? And we're gonna be there for the 10th Onionket!
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Forkheads now has a real super-sand foothold in the comfy web! BEHOLD! (onion link) - what patreon could never be!
Last, but not least...
THE FORKHEADS STORE IS REEEEEAL!
Just being able to do this without worrying about having to do horrible fortnite dances for Poopypal is a dream come true. Always wanted to make a bit of coin from my game productions, but never figured out how without breaking the ancient laws of internet safety. Now, all that privacy-breaking nonsense is 'zip', right outta the window! Woohoo!
Please free to browse or buy, or just enjoy the freebies.
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Forkheads crew goes to Onionket!
5:21 AM 03-August-2025:
After a long sunset, the New Sunrise Era begins for the Forkheads crew! Biggest news of all is that we'll be attending the 9th Onionket as a Doujin Circle!
"Neat, but what's Onionket?"
Why, the OnionKet is a response to the slow encroachment of our rights as customers by a new-age mob of Jack Thompson clones (you remember that fart, right?) It's a pretty kickass measure, too - using FOSS tech to create an entire online 'Comiket' experience without having to worry about what Wuss-a or Mastertard thinks of what you're selling! If you'd like to know more, feel free to read about it here! (external link).
Also, to celebrate our entry into Onionket 9, we've placed our first listing on XMRBazaar!
https://xmrbazaar.com/listing/wWQZ/
Check it out!
Lawldy, is this an NFT?
Nah, it's just a 0.05 US$ purchase for a 480x480 png. BETTER THAN AN NFT because every last bit of XMR earned is going to pay for FH operations and upkeep!
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1:37 AM 10-February-2025
Remember that time when we tried making a store but then shit went KABOOM because IRL is evil and sabotages everyone's privacy? So, avoiding all those security issues, I'd like to introduce a new forkheads store for the general public. Ladies and gentlemens, please welcome
Forkheads on XMRBazaar!
At the time of writing, I haven't put any listings on the store, but as the forkheads team finishes premium projects and hentai e-zines, I'll be putting 'em on sale at rates that makes the AAA games industry cry buckets of tears like a watefall!
Ain't life grand?
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8:37 PM 13-January-2025
Holy lost-in-time jumps, Batman! This took way too long to do, and I somehow broke the CSS midway and didn't notice because I'm a dumbass. Also, this is the first year where I was able to add in donations proceeds to help offset the costs of running the site. It's been a long dream I had, since 2012 at least. To those who donated, thank you very much.
Also, I changed out the design of the geimu section to be a lot easier to browse, so that resulted in the previously-introduced page going 404. AN ERROR HAS OKUU'D!!1
Saa, hajimariou!
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04:00 PM 29-December-2022
Aaaaaaand here we are, at the end of the year, just like that! And just like an unliving swarm, FH refuses to die. HEEELLLL YEAH.
Speaking of refusing to die, check out Sex Kitten 10 (itch.io link) (newgrounds link)! Taking some uncertain steps towards the future, the itch.io version's the very first time I'm releasing a sex kitten game as an excutable (it's actually a flash projector wrapped in huehuehue). Also, how'd I edit the icons and stuff? Resource Hacker yo.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! I was so hyped up on this success that I started work on adding games to this very site. Of course, they didn't go as planned... turns out Ruffle's a lot more anal than I'm used to working with, and loading resources from the forkheads website is a no-no because CORS errors and shit. So I figured, fuckitall, why not provide archive.org links and direct downloads to the swfs instead? Damn shame I ran out of booze right in the middle of this or else I'd be getting this done right...
Ah well, go check out the first entry into the collection - HaZard and Co's Sex Kitten Sim Date, as it was meant to be played!
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22:51 PM 04-September-2022
Planning ahead, I'm gonna add a mirror page for all my games, plus a backup of the unaltered versions of the ye olde FH flash games.
Also, I was drunk and decided to build a store for some reason. This didn't go too far, because of a bad case of keyboardface right when I had a good idea and now I can't read drunk me's notes at all.
I'll figure something out. Until then, I hope you had a great weekend!
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6:21 PM 03-September-2022
Holy shit IRL has not been kind to me. Well, now that I've quit one of my three jobs, I should have more free time. Now to do random stuff with this here webpage for no reason!
Also, I finally took the leap and set up a monero thing. I should have done this in 2019 when this site was last updated hawhawhawhaw. Anyways, gonna be working on some more FH projects after some DINNER...
BYYYEEELOOOOO!